What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 01:11

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
A View to a Kill
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Dr No
-”Ah so!”
Goldfinger
What is the irony of life according to you?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Can you turn 150 pages into a 5 minute presentation before a meeting?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-All the bad guys are black.
Why do most people care so much about what others think? Are they afraid of society norms?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
How does gut health affect mental well-being?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
What's the most sordid activity you've ever seen or heard about at a bachelorette party?
-J W Pepper
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why is going on a date today so much different than it was when I was young?
From Russia With Love
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Why don't we hear our own snoring?
Moonraker
You Only Live Twice
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Why do Democrats look like snowflakes and Republicans look like Vikings?
Octopussy
Live and Let Die
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
What's the funniest thing you heard in a movie theater?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!